I had to smile this morning. One of the water butts in our garden had fallen and spilt its contents all over our already saturated lawn. Asking OH to help me lift it back into place as it is quite awkward to handle I was told to leave it and he would ask his uncle Fred to give him a hand. Good idea I thought except uncle Fred died in 1986 and I wasn`t prepared to squat on the flooded grass and take part in a seance in the vain hope of uncle Fred being able to spirit the water butt back into place!