Not the best of days today.........................treading on eggshells, keeping talk to the minimum in case I say the wrong thing................
D `When do I get my pension?`
S `Every month.`
D `Do I get it from the post office?`
S `No, it is paid into the bank.`
D `Which bank?`
S `My bank.`
D `Why is my money paid into your bank?`
S `So there`s enough there for you to pay half the bills.`
D `Why isn`t it paid into my bank?`
S `Because that is what you agreed.`
D `Why don`t I ever see it?`
S `Because money for the bills is taken first by Direct Debit. Wharever`s left is for spending or saving.`
D `What`s left?`
S `You banked £100 this week.`
D `Did I? Where is it?`
S `In your bank book in the drawer.`
So he gets his book out, can`t be bothered going for his glasses, so struggles to read the amount...........
D `I`m going to take some out now.`
S `Why do you need to take any out? You have a wallet full of money. It`s not safe carrying so much money with you.`
D looks in wallet and smiles, `I forgot.` Then, in temper, `Don`t you tell me what I can do with my own money. It`s my money, what`s it to do with you.`
S `You can do what you want with your money, but I know you are carrying enough. That`s why I am so quiet today. I can`t talk to you. Everything I say is wrong.`
D `I was born wrong.`
D `When do I get my pension?`
S `Every month.`
D `Do I get it from the post office?`
S `No, it is paid into the bank.`
D `Which bank?`
S `My bank.`
D `Why is my money paid into your bank?`
S `So there`s enough there for you to pay half the bills.`
D `Why isn`t it paid into my bank?`
S `Because that is what you agreed.`
D `Why don`t I ever see it?`
S `Because money for the bills is taken first by Direct Debit. Wharever`s left is for spending or saving.`
D `What`s left?`
S `You banked £100 this week.`
D `Did I? Where is it?`
S `In your bank book in the drawer.`
So he gets his book out, can`t be bothered going for his glasses, so struggles to read the amount...........
D `I`m going to take some out now.`
S `Why do you need to take any out? You have a wallet full of money. It`s not safe carrying so much money with you.`
D looks in wallet and smiles, `I forgot.` Then, in temper, `Don`t you tell me what I can do with my own money. It`s my money, what`s it to do with you.`
S `You can do what you want with your money, but I know you are carrying enough. That`s why I am so quiet today. I can`t talk to you. Everything I say is wrong.`
D `I was born wrong.`