Oh my goodness, yep this is pretty much my life !!! I’m with you in spiritSo I said to my husband -
Me - Can you make a cup of tea please while I go sort the washing
Him - Have you made a cup of tea
Me - No can you make one please
Him - Are you going to make one now
Me - No I am going to sort the washing, can you make a cup of tea
Him - If you have made one why do I need to make one
Me - I haven't made one
Him - You just said you had made one
Me - No I said can you make one
Him - YES I KNOW I AM GOING TO MAKE ONE NOW
These sort of conversations happen many times per day