Ooh that's bad, deffo a 3/10 so well done but has to get much worse for a podium place I reckon!What do you call a pig with laryngitis?
Disgruntled 😂
Ooh that's bad, deffo a 3/10 so well done but has to get much worse for a podium place I reckon!What do you call a pig with laryngitis?
Disgruntled 😂
Better! Or should I say worse? 3/10What did the surgeon say to the patient who wanted to close her own incision?
"Suture self" 😂😂
1.5/10 What a competitor!What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing - it just let out a little whine
(Not only is this a bad joke, its also very old!!)
Bad, very bad! Another 1.5/10. Post awayI went to the toy shop and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls were.
She replied - "Aisle B, back"
[sorry but there's a couple more!]
That's funny @canary because I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes - it's all about raisin awareness.What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing - it just let out a little whine
(Not only is this a bad joke, its also very old!!)
10/10 and 8/10 @canary - too good!There were lots of elephant jokes when I was at school. Things like -
How does an elephant get down from a tree?
Sits on a leaf and waits for autumn
and -
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
He paints his toenails red
Oh @canary I thought you had the potential to claim a podium place but you made me laugh 😆 Far too good, need to be much worse...There were lots of elephant jokes when I was at school. Things like -
How does an elephant get down from a tree?
Sits on a leaf and waits for autumn
and -
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
He paints his toenails red
A 4/10 oh dear 🤔That's funny @canary because I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes - it's all about raisin awareness.
Perhaps a 3 or 3.5/10 It's bad but you did raise the bar quite high early on... Still neck and neck with @canary at 1.5/10!I'm trying to organise a hide and seek game, but good players are hard to find. 🤣🤣