Dear Diary!

[sdmhred]

😱😱 we’re sticking safely to Michael Palin in the Himalayas!

 

[Neveradullday!]

😱😱 we’re sticking safely to Michael Palin in the Himalayas!

I'm very envious, @sdmhred .
Michael Palin is a great guy.

 

[sdmhred]

Yes we both enjoy watching the re-runs. Travel programmes are always a winner here. Mum was a bit of an adventurer. She taught in Malaysia for a year in the 60s and then drove back to the UK in a VW Beetle - she’s got pictures of herself in Kabul, Tehran etc!! Adventures u couldn’t have these days

 

[Eddcorner]

Meanwhile, horror of horrors, I put Eurovision on "just to see the start" and mum's now really enjoying it 😱😱😱😱

Snap!

 

[Eddcorner]

Keep them coming 🤣🤣

Feel free to have a go @sdmhred got high hopes for your contribution...

 

[Neveradullday!]

Yes we both enjoy watching the re-runs. Travel programmes are always a winner here. Mum was a bit of an adventurer. She taught in Malaysia for a year in the 60s and then drove back to the UK in a VW Beetle - she’s got pictures of herself in Kabul, Tehran etc!! Adventures u couldn’t have these days

That sounds like the old hippy trail, @sdmhred .
It's a shame how Iran is now, as the people are supposed to be very friendly,

 

[Eddcorner]

😱😱 we’re sticking safely to Michael Palin in the Himalayas!

Really enjoy his travelogues

 

[Eddcorner]

How much did the pirate pay to get his lobes pierced?
A buccaneer 😁

A 2.5!!!!

 

[Neveradullday!]

Recently heard the Swedish entry and I'm not surprised it's the favourite - good song. The rest so far is dross!

 

[Eddcorner]

Yes we both enjoy watching the re-runs. Travel programmes are always a winner here. Mum was a bit of an adventurer. She taught in Malaysia for a year in the 60s and then drove back to the UK in a VW Beetle - she’s got pictures of herself in Kabul, Tehran etc!! Adventures u couldn’t have these days

Amazing and extremely envious. If I could live my life over again sigh... spent almost three weeks on the West Bank but I would have loved to do so much more! She sounds like a right Indiana Jones type.

 

[Neveradullday!]

What do you say to a friend struggling with grammar?

There, their, they're! 😃

 

[Eddcorner]

Recently heard the Swedish entry and I'm not surprised it's the favourite - good song. The rest so far is dross!

All I know is that it's four hours long.

 

[canary]

Meanwhile, horror of horrors, I put Eurovision on "just to see the start" and mum's now really enjoying it 😱😱😱😱

Oh no! Eurovision is definitely verboten around here (and OH went to bed at 8.00pm anyway!)

Oh @canary I thought you had the potential to claim a podium place but you made me laugh 😆 Far too good, need to be much worse...

Well I thought those jokes were terrible. Im obviously going to have to dig much deeper. How about the one my dad used to tell which never made me laugh, even when I was a child

Q How do you get down from an elephant?
A You dont, you get down from a duck

 

[Neveradullday!]

Oh no! Eurovision is definitely verboten around here (and OH went to bed at 8.00pm anyway!)

Well I thought those jokes were terrible. Im obviously going to have to dig much deeper. How about the one my dad used to tell which never made me laugh, even when I was a child

Q How do you get down from an elephant?
A You dont, you get down from a duck

It's a 0.75/10 from me

Mum's not watched Eurovision for years, but at the moment she's over the moon😱- looks like a long night.

 

[Eddcorner]

Finland rocks!!!!

 

[Eddcorner]

Oh no! Eurovision is definitely verboten around here (and OH went to bed at 8.00pm anyway!)

Well I thought those jokes were terrible. Im obviously going to have to dig much deeper. How about the one my dad used to tell which never made me laugh, even when I was a child

Q How do you get down from an elephant?
A You dont, you get down from a duck

A solid 3/10!!!

 

[Eddcorner]

What do you say to a friend struggling with grammar?

There, their, they're! 😃

🤔 Dire, must be a 2/10.

 

[Neveradullday!]

Aussies 🇦🇺 - not bad, 2nd to Sweden at the moment.

 

[Neveradullday!]

When I told my tradesman I didn't want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stair. 😔

 

[sdmhred]

Where are all these jokes coming from? 🤣🤣 I’ve obviously missed out on an essential part of childhood!!