Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Anyone with experience of a CH. knows what their laundries can do to clothes. When I saw that my wife’s trouser legs were well above her ankles, I thought that it was time to buy some new ones. I didn’t remember her size and the labels on the old ones had disappeared. My wife wasn’t able to help, not understanding my questions. Never mind, I thought we’ll nip into a well-known clothes store where she can try on a few. On the way there, I began to wonder if this was a good idea. Arriving, I tried to find out which ones she liked, but she was more concerned with telling everybody what a wonderful place this was. I picked out a few pairs and shepherded her towards the trying on cubicles. I tried to get the assistant’s help, but she didn’t understand the situation, and ignored me, while my wife told her what a wonderful place this was. So my dear wife disappeared into the cubicle area with the new trousers, only to appear in a very few moments to ask what she had to do. Unfortunately, she had got as far as taking her old trousers off first. I will draw a veil over the rest of the adventure, only to say it went from bad to bl**dy difficult very quickly. At some point, I got a fit of the giggles which didn’t help. I think it was hysteria.
Even if the store were to allow us back in , I would never try that again.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Anyone with experience of a CH. knows what their laundries can do to clothes. When I saw that my wife’s trouser legs were well above her ankles, I thought that it was time to buy some new ones. I didn’t remember her size and the labels on the old ones had disappeared. My wife wasn’t able to help, not understanding my questions. Never mind, I thought we’ll nip into a well-known clothes store where she can try on a few. On the way there, I began to wonder if this was a good idea. Arriving, I tried to find out which ones she liked, but she was more concerned with telling everybody what a wonderful place this was. I picked out a few pairs and shepherded her towards the trying on cubicles. I tried to get the assistant’s help, but she didn’t understand the situation, and ignored me, while my wife told her what a wonderful place this was. So my dear wife disappeared into the cubicle area with the new trousers, only to appear in a very few moments to ask what she had to do. Unfortunately, she had got as far as taking her old trousers off first. I will draw a veil over the rest of the adventure, only to say it went from bad to bl**dy difficult very quickly. At some point, I got a fit of the giggles which didn’t help. I think it was hysteria.
Even if the store were to allow us back in , I would never try that again.