As they say: WITH APOLOGIES TO TENDER FACE!
ADULTERATED QUOTE, with apologies to Tender Face!!! (Who me? Apologise? Well, ok, but only to Tender Face.)
Warning!
If you want to persuade me
To have my trees butchered ...
My garden transfixed ....
My electricity supplier stuffed ...
Get Sky un-installed ....
and my gas then cut off ....
Buy tickets for invisible raffle
OH, NEED I GO ON?
Then, please just remember,
I MAY WELL CONSULT
my resident Rottweiler ....
Karen, please Dear, come out.
Don't hide in the background,
I need you right here,
to shove off these people
who think they .....
Well done, Dear Tender Face, you've just eaten them alive.
KT with love and smiling still, thanks to you!!!
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