Hello, I always make sure that my wife has at least one good meal per day. I am pleased if she clears her plate at dinnertime. Recently I noticed she seemed to be eating quicker and be finished before I was hardly started.
I found the reason this morning when I was sorting the laundry. Her dressing gown pockets were stuffed with food, chips, steamed vegetables and some unidentified flesh. Later I discovered chips stuffed into the toes of her shoes. Some more chips were down the toilet. The worst was yet to come.
The settee seemed to have developed an unpleasant smell of late and an investigation revealed yet more food stuffed down the gap between the cushions. More chips, more fish or chicken, not sure which. Strange thing is that I have never caught her in the act.
I have always said to my wife if she did not want the food please leave it on the plate so that I can dispose of it in a proper manner.
This of course is taken as a criticism and leads to several hours of sulking. When you think that you have seen it all a new chapter unfolds.
I found the reason this morning when I was sorting the laundry. Her dressing gown pockets were stuffed with food, chips, steamed vegetables and some unidentified flesh. Later I discovered chips stuffed into the toes of her shoes. Some more chips were down the toilet. The worst was yet to come.
The settee seemed to have developed an unpleasant smell of late and an investigation revealed yet more food stuffed down the gap between the cushions. More chips, more fish or chicken, not sure which. Strange thing is that I have never caught her in the act.
I have always said to my wife if she did not want the food please leave it on the plate so that I can dispose of it in a proper manner.
This of course is taken as a criticism and leads to several hours of sulking. When you think that you have seen it all a new chapter unfolds.