I made the decision a week or so ago that I would buy a new car. The old one was starting to cost a lot of money and had many unhappy memories attached to it so I took the matters into my own hands (scary) and bought a new one. As soon as I bought it, my husband started saying what a lovely car the old one is. Doesn't it run well, isn't it nice looking etc. I was starting to get annoyed because, for me, buying a new car is extremely stressful without his help.
This morning he started with 'is it a brand new car?'. I said no, we couldn't afford a brand new one. He said 'in that case, cancel it. We don't want it.' I was starting to get really angry/upset/frustrated by now. Anyway, today we picked up the new car. All the way there with the old car he kept saying 'isn't this a lovely car, doesn't it drive well, won't you be sorry to see it go?' I kept saying no, I want a new car, I'm having a new car. I'll be glad to see the back of it.
As soon as we picked up the new car, he got in and started to say 'isn't this lovely, doesn't it drive well, what a good choice you made, you must be pleased with yourself'.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.