Susie Sue is my mum..
Firstly I wanted to thank you all personally for the wonderful support that you have given my mum over the past year or so.
Mum is always telling me about the wonderful messages that she gets and the support and guidance that all her friends here have given her.
It was actually me that put her on to this originally and I am so pleased that I did.
Tonight I am going to read the pages(!) and pages of messages that people have sent.
I thought it would be nice for me to put a little something about dad. The easiest way for me to do that is for me to paste below what I said at the funeral yesterday:
Before I sign off, I did want to say one last thing. Mum has been so strong during this time both for me and for dad. Dad was a great big softy and relied on mum for so much not just when he was ill but also when he was well! She was truely his right hand man!
Mum and I are very close indeed and I, my wife Mandy and our kids are truely blessed to have such a close and loving relationship with her(and dad when he was here). This will not change now dads gone. The only difference will be that she will call me twenty times a day rather than the normal ten times
Joking apart, she is a great mum, a fantastic nana and I am sorry I wrote in my school journal when i was about 10 that "daddy is a softy and mummy is a menace". The teachers posted this on the wall at open evening...!
Dad
Standing here making a speech does make me laugh. For those of you that ever came to a simkhe when dad had to make a speech will realise why we always used to fast forward his bit when we watched it back on the video. I was watching a video of dads 50th birthday last night and on arriving at his surprise birthday party there are calls of ‘speech speech’ these were very quickly followed by “No No!!”
The irony was that dads hobby and one goal in life, was to talk
Dad was born to talk. I know from friends whose mortgages he organised, that they would have to put aside the entire evening for a quick one hour meeting, because dad loved to yap so much
The odd thing was that if questioned, most people actually had no idea of what he was talking about. I distinctly remember when Mandy used to come to the house for dinner. If she was sat next to dad, the slightly glazed and confused look I would get from her is testament to dad’s ability to talk complete **** for an extended period of time.
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Dad would be so annoyed that he wasn’t here in person today. All these people!
As most of you would know he loved nothing better than socialising and chatting, whether he knew someone or not. The number of times that we would go out for a meal and end up having a conversation with a bunch of complete strangers I have lost count of. Or we would be walking down the street, have a 15 minute chat with someone, Id say who was that, and he would say, I have no idea!
He would have been in his element catching up with all his friends and would have been so touched to see how many people cared about him. They say the sun shines on the righteous and I think that’s true today.
It is not difficult to see why so many people are here loved him and why so many have sent personal messages of condolence to the family. My dad was such a well-loved man; many have described him as the gentle giant. He did not have a bad bone in his body. The long running joke at home was that he would not even kill a spider.
There are people here today who have known dad longer than I have. People from the Alpana Gold and Just Amazing days as well as those from the Allied Dunbar and Zurich times. I have never met anyone who has a bad word to say about him.
Mum has put in the JC announcement that it was a privilege to know him and I think that sums up everyone’s experience of dad. Anyone who met him as a friend or through work remembers his soft nature, his desire to help and most of all his totally sincere and warm nature.
This is the bit where I cry
A father and his son have a very special relationship. I know it sounds cliché but Dad was and is still my hero, a tall strong man who was so gentle, caring and loving. He was tough and, as far as I could tell, was not scared of anyone. He was a hard worker whose family came first (unless he had an appointment!)and most important of all, he would somehow, always manage to get us onto the Aston Martin stand at the Motor show where he would convince me and the sales guy that we were going to buy one there and then.
I suppose some of my fondest memories of dad are when he would take a day off work to take me out for the day. This would consist of driving around all the main luxury car dealers and blagging a test drive. This would always be followed by a McDonalds and always an Apple Pie, which he would dribble down his tie whilst doing a three point turn
I’m painting a rosy picture here.
I didn’t think he was so great as a teenager going shopping with him. Adam and I used to be so incredibly embarrassed that he used to make us stop us at the underwear section of Dorothy Perkins to open up the packets of knickers so he could check how many stiches the gussets had.
My grandfather used to say that dad had this amazing ability to fall in the dit and always coming up smelling of roses.
There are so many funny stories and I will recount just a few here.
There was the time that dad got stopped for drink driving. The policemen asked him step out the car and asked if he had been drinking, dad, said of course he had and in fact he had had quite a few. They said how long ago? He said, well I’ve only just finished. They then proceeded to do a breathalyser test which registered no alcohol in his system. It was at this point that dad said to the policemen
“You should have asked me WHAT I was drinking, it was tea!” He then proceeded to lecture the poor officer about how you should ask the right questions
Or the time that dad had a burn up with a car at the traffic lights, only to look over and see it was a police car…
Cars feature quite a lot in dad’s history but my personal favourite was when business wasn’t great and he had had to downgrade to an old Nisan Sunny 1.4. He comes in and asks for the tippex. The next thing I know, we are on the driveway tippexing out the point in 1.4. My dad had the only 14 litre Nissan Sunny in the world…
Any of you who had kids that got introduced to dad would have been fortunate (or not) to experience the amazing David Claret Body Circus. Oh how mum used to look on with admiration as dad squeaked, squelched, popped and whistled much to all my friends delight!
I won’t go on, as I imagine you all have funny little stories about dad and hopefully we can all share these over the coming weeks as a way of remembering a good man.
Unfortunately a just under five years ago, just when mum and dad should have been enjoying their retirement dad was diagnosed with Early Onset Alzheimer’s. Ironically mum knew that something was up when dad started suggesting that they leave the office earlier and earlier. Anyone that new him will know that this was simply not normal!
The condition slowly but surely killed off each and every one of dads favourite things. First to go was the ability to talk (this however did not stop him from trying for at least a further two years much to everyone’s embarrassment!).
More recently was his ability to walk and then, in the last few days his ability to eat and swallow. To say that my dad loved his food was understatement. Nothing would give him more pleasure than a good curry, or finishing off the grandkids half-finished ice-cream. He is going to be really annoyed he is not going be about to have a nosh today.
One thing I would say is that even though virtually every faculty was taken away from him, up until virtually the last week of his life, if he was able, he would give you such a smile, even if it was with just his eyes.
All his careers at the home, who were amazing, would always comment on what a handsome man he was and when he was more coherent what a lovely lovely man he was. Even with his condition he continued to have the ‘David effect’ on everyone that he met be it the careers or the residents in his new home. I’m convinced that had his speech not gone he would have had most of them signed up for a life policy.
I have been looking at lots of quotes, Yiddish proverbs and texts to be able to summarise my dad. All of them are surpassed by one single word
My dad was a true Mensch.