V2, maybe a bit more 'substantial' 🤣
A inscribed brass plate, a drinks holder, central heating, accolades and a corkscrew. Methinks I can definitely detect a Business opertunity. Yes 👍
Colin.
PS red wine at tonight's dinner table.
Our magic bitter sweet moments 🥰🥰🥰
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A inscribed brass plate, a drinks holder, central heating, accolades and a corkscrew. Methinks I can definitely detect a Business opertunity. Yes 👍
Colin.
PS red wine at tonight's dinner table.
[To be sung to the tune of 'Agadoo' by Black Lace]
🎶
Have a poo poo poo,
Let's - sit on this warm seat.
Have a poo poo poo,
Put this blanket on those knees.
🎶
To the left and the right,
Cuppa tea and G n T.
You can sit thru the night,
Til your bowels will set it free. 💩🧻
🎶
Have a poo poo poo,
Let's - sit on this warm seat.
Have a poo poo poo,
Put this blanket on those knees.
🎶
To the left and the right,
Cuppa tea and G n T.
You can sit thru the night,
Til your bowels will set it free. 💩🧻
Perfect!
mum has been keen to say she prefers the toilet but Commodes now take on a whole new life 🤣🤣🤣 and maybe i shall make my fortune!
my brother went to Calais at the weekend to fill his boot with goodies so some will be coming our way a la @colpatben and Patsy too!
mum has been keen to say she prefers the toilet but Commodes now take on a whole new life 🤣🤣🤣 and maybe i shall make my fortune!
my brother went to Calais at the weekend to fill his boot with goodies so some will be coming our way a la @colpatben and Patsy too!
Does that still work, I thought the cost difference had evend out.
I used to have a coastal sailing boat in an East Sussex harbour and would sail to the French coast to fill the bilge and cabin with 🍾s. And creep home!!
Happier days 😁😁
Colin
Ah lovely Colin!
yes, he said the costs were not like the good old days - but apparently still worthwhile 🥂
My mental health clients take a day coach trip every 3 months or so to buy their roll up tobacco which they say is still much cheaper over the waters!
yes, he said the costs were not like the good old days - but apparently still worthwhile 🥂
My mental health clients take a day coach trip every 3 months or so to buy their roll up tobacco which they say is still much cheaper over the waters!
We didn't get to france this summer due to a poorly dog but brought back wine last summer. Savings were £3 a bottle still.
24 bottles per person so 96 bottles as daughter didn't want it (son was 17 then but got an allowance at 17). Dau did drink it when she came to stay.
Likely to be the 2 of us next year so only 48 bottles.
Pre brexit we brought back about 160 bottles of wine (we have a camper van)
24 bottles per person so 96 bottles as daughter didn't want it (son was 17 then but got an allowance at 17). Dau did drink it when she came to stay.
Likely to be the 2 of us next year so only 48 bottles.
Pre brexit we brought back about 160 bottles of wine (we have a camper van)
Many years ago when son no.2 was at uni (Surrey) (and he's 49 now), he and a friend used to hire a transit van about every 6 or 7 weeks, and drive to Calais to fill up with wine and beer at the cheaper French prices. They sold it around campus at English prices. It helped pay the rent (and to party!)
I'm sure the Japanese have a singing commode
they do have operatic toilets... light shows too I hear!!How beautiful that you dueted ❤ My mum chimed in to another one of my very poor vocal performances yesterday evening, an increasingly frequent occurrence. Perhaps she's trying to tell me something haha
Her appetite is back which is good - seems to have some sort of tummy pain.
Am thankful for the community hub here who have sent out evening carers to ensure she was freshened up.
we’ve had a nice evening watching some comedy on the iPlayer. I’m glad for simple pleasures in amongst the difficulty….
Am thankful for the community hub here who have sent out evening carers to ensure she was freshened up.
we’ve had a nice evening watching some comedy on the iPlayer. I’m glad for simple pleasures in amongst the difficulty….
I wouldn't say we were 'Infamous' amongst our neighbours.
But one of our coasters
I received this card several years ago.
It has been the cover for my record book for a long time, always raises a 🤭 at the surgery when going for my blood tests.
Cheers 🥂 Colin
But one of our coasters
I received this card several years ago.
It has been the cover for my record book for a long time, always raises a 🤭 at the surgery when going for my blood tests.
Cheers 🥂 Colin
Sound good, you'd make a fortune. Glad your mums appetite is back , hope her tummy pain's better tomorrow.
We’re ending the evening with a success 🥂🥂
Successful trip to Connie Commode 😀😀😀🚽🚽🚽
Massive wee…..removed bucket for sample - negative according to my own dipsticks but sample in fridge for GP……I then I saw something else poking out…..quickly put down a bed pad which caught a mini poonami - so that would have definitely contributed to any tummy ache tonight 🙈🙈
clean pad, transferred back to bed with the help of a mini push when she thought she might be going down 🙈🙈
I shall now be giving Colin and Patsy a call for something strong 🍷🍹🍻
night night all
ps what a bizarre life when u feel euphoric after the above 🙈🙈🙈
Successful trip to Connie Commode 😀😀😀🚽🚽🚽
Massive wee…..removed bucket for sample - negative according to my own dipsticks but sample in fridge for GP……I then I saw something else poking out…..quickly put down a bed pad which caught a mini poonami - so that would have definitely contributed to any tummy ache tonight 🙈🙈
clean pad, transferred back to bed with the help of a mini push when she thought she might be going down 🙈🙈
I shall now be giving Colin and Patsy a call for something strong 🍷🍹🍻
night night all
ps what a bizarre life when u feel euphoric after the above 🙈🙈🙈
A better today. Mum certainly much better, but mobility still very limited and she’s confused when tired. My sister likes to make sure mum knows who is in her family, mum was quite forthright that I am definitely NOT a daughter. How times change - that’s water off a ducks back to me now.
We still await blood tests back.
The NHS carers continu to be lovely but mum is finding having 2 parachute in and get her to do the hardest things a bit too much I think. She just looks and sounds so overwhelmed. It really is heartbreaking seeing someone want to stand when they’re told but really very confused as to how to 💔💔
She chose snakes and ladders for her activity today. Mum can throw the dice and count as we move her counter together….she won 2 games to 1.
and a Brucie bonus was she did an excellent signature when needed for some paperwork……bizarre how u can forget how to walk but still know what ur signing 🤷♀️🤷♀️
We still await blood tests back.
The NHS carers continu to be lovely but mum is finding having 2 parachute in and get her to do the hardest things a bit too much I think. She just looks and sounds so overwhelmed. It really is heartbreaking seeing someone want to stand when they’re told but really very confused as to how to 💔💔
She chose snakes and ladders for her activity today. Mum can throw the dice and count as we move her counter together….she won 2 games to 1.
and a Brucie bonus was she did an excellent signature when needed for some paperwork……bizarre how u can forget how to walk but still know what ur signing 🤷♀️🤷♀️
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