This is the conversation i had with mum yesterday morning....
ME...it was really foggy out on the roads this morning mum (im a taxi driver on the school runs)
MUM...you should take some margarine for that
ME... eeerrrrmmmm margarine mum, what do i need that for
MUM...for your cough
ME...i dont have a cough mum and if i did i wouldnt take margarine for it anyway
MUM..you said you were really coughing in your taxi this morning and i said you should take some medicine for it, and dont be so stupid , you know margarine isnt for coughs.
Then today whilst we were driving home from shopping, the car in front of us threw up a stone and it hit my windscreen with a real sharp crack. Mum jumped out of her skin and said what was that, i said it was just a chipping that had come up off the car in front of us, oh my god she said its probably dead now after that, whats dead i said it was only a chipping, dont be so nasty said she, what if it was one of yours you wouldnt say that. a moment of silence followed while i tried to unravel this one, mum i said it was only a chipping you know a small stone...Oh bloody hell she shrieked i thought you said it was a chicken that hit the window !!! we laughed so much she thought i was going to crash the car, stop it now she said if i laugh any more i'll pee myself and i havent got any clean slippers with me.....like i said YOU'VE GOT TO LAUGH.