I struck me today that if I had done everything I had been accused of I'd be serving a full life tariff with no possibility of parole. Crimes I've been charged with
Deliberately giving her diahorrea - so I can clean it off the floor - yippee.
Conspiring with the nurses to make them hide her tablets - Man I'm baaaaad.
Not letting the doctors discharge her - It's a blast paying those hospital car park fees.
I'm depressed - I must go to the doctors but she's fine. - Okay dokay.
I've stolen money she doesn't even have - damned I'm smart.
I'm the "devil daughter" - that will teach me not to have become one of the invisibles.
I've made her life a misery - large dose of irony anyone.
I'm a fraud - I will be sacked my Avon - My Avon manager loves me.
I'm a bad mum - child will be taken into care - my child is spoilt due to his autism and OCD for which I admittedly overcompensate. Professionals/teachers praise my parenting of him.
I'm a bad daughter - she will tell the GP she's abused - odd that it was me getting the punches and kicks, how's that work then?
So over to you other "Criminal Carers" what have you been accused of? I think I might have to go over to the "light side" and join the invisibles. They're smart, no jobs to do for her and not a crime committed by even one of them.
Deliberately giving her diahorrea - so I can clean it off the floor - yippee.
Conspiring with the nurses to make them hide her tablets - Man I'm baaaaad.
Not letting the doctors discharge her - It's a blast paying those hospital car park fees.
I'm depressed - I must go to the doctors but she's fine. - Okay dokay.
I've stolen money she doesn't even have - damned I'm smart.
I'm the "devil daughter" - that will teach me not to have become one of the invisibles.
I've made her life a misery - large dose of irony anyone.
I'm a fraud - I will be sacked my Avon - My Avon manager loves me.
I'm a bad mum - child will be taken into care - my child is spoilt due to his autism and OCD for which I admittedly overcompensate. Professionals/teachers praise my parenting of him.
I'm a bad daughter - she will tell the GP she's abused - odd that it was me getting the punches and kicks, how's that work then?
So over to you other "Criminal Carers" what have you been accused of? I think I might have to go over to the "light side" and join the invisibles. They're smart, no jobs to do for her and not a crime committed by even one of them.