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Fish tank?
Have you tried looking in the fish tank? I have just found the blades to my husbands razor in there. Previously I have also found Jelly Babies swimming around in there too. Dentures were found amongst dvd's.
Maybe the person that took the loo brush is the same one that took the blades off my sister in laws lawn mower and used to take the handles off fridge and oven and doors and..........etc
Ann
Have you tried looking in the fish tank? I have just found the blades to my husbands razor in there. Previously I have also found Jelly Babies swimming around in there too. Dentures were found amongst dvd's.
Maybe the person that took the loo brush is the same one that took the blades off my sister in laws lawn mower and used to take the handles off fridge and oven and doors and..........etc
Ann
Or indeed a toothbrush. 
my mum' s never did turn up and neither did the missing meals on wheels lunch! i often used to find the butter tub in the dishwasher!
my mum' s never did turn up and neither did the missing meals on wheels lunch! i often used to find the butter tub in the dishwasher!The dénouement
Well, all you smarty-pants geniuses, thinking up creative and amusing places where the brush might be found: you completely overlooked the "Sherlock" solution.
We're not talking about theft here, we're talking malicious concealment. What's the definition of MC? Well, how about moving the brush to the place you'd NEVER EVER LOOK, like 4 inches to the left, just behind the bog? Dastardly cunning, but such a low, cowardly act. I'm guessing the perpetrator will never be found......
Well, all you smarty-pants geniuses, thinking up creative and amusing places where the brush might be found: you completely overlooked the "Sherlock" solution.
We're not talking about theft here, we're talking malicious concealment. What's the definition of MC? Well, how about moving the brush to the place you'd NEVER EVER LOOK, like 4 inches to the left, just behind the bog? Dastardly cunning, but such a low, cowardly act. I'm guessing the perpetrator will never be found......
Well I think this is a case for CSI to investigate. No doubt by the forensic analysis of the fingerprint on the toilet roll holder and some suspicious DNA trace recovered from the bathroom cupboard, (not forgetting teeth marks in the soap) they'll be able to track down the suspect within the hour. (unless it's a two part episode directed by Quentin Tarantino)
I know who took it
You know when you were little and you lost a tooth and put it under your pillow and got sixpence from the fairies ... look under your pillow !
Calm down , it's only a loo brush
Them fairies are to blame for lots of things if you ask me
Join the Alzheimer's pantomime
"Do you beleive in fairies ?"
You know when you were little and you lost a tooth and put it under your pillow and got sixpence from the fairies ... look under your pillow !
Calm down , it's only a loo brush
Them fairies are to blame for lots of things if you ask me
Join the Alzheimer's pantomime
"Do you beleive in fairies ?"
Now then John,
I hate to say "I told you so" .... but I did!
Infuriating, innit!
I hate to say "I told you so" .... but I did!
Infuriating, innit!
I hate to burst everyone's bubble,but,I know who it was........
Its the woman who has the master key to every single house in the whole country.
.........she takes my MIL butter!!
Its the woman who has the master key to every single house in the whole country.
.........she takes my MIL butter!!
Join the Alzheimer's pantomime
"Do you beleive in fairies ?"
I am a fairy. My name is Nuff. Fairy Nuff!!
I know who dunnit, it was THEM. In my experience THEY are always to blame according to my dad. still its better than it being me, which is why i can't join the official Baddy club
No blood has been shed in the making of this thread (yet...)
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I hesitate to say this on here - but you're all mad every single one of you! - and I love you all - you make my days brighter!!!!
