Gaining attention in extremis: Carer Needs Help Kit
As carers, we have all experienced a variety of people ignoring our pleas for help - we just can't seem to get through to them.
These people don't respond to the subtle approach.
I know what we need - a 'carer needs help kit'.
So here are the ingredients of a Mk.I Carer Needs Help Kit
Soap, of course.
Does anyone know anywhere that sells palatable soap?
If one uses Lux as a mouth-frothing agent then the recipient immediately classifies a guy as gay, and that adds yet more confusion and diverts the other person.
Anyway, Lux tastes just awful, and Dove ain't much better.
Perhaps a quick mouthwash with Fairy Liquid would do, but that might just make the other person think they are suddenly under water, as there are just bubbles coming from one's mouth. We don't want them having to go for help for THEIR hallucinations.
We need foam of a suitable consistency that will slowly and alarmingly dribble from the mouth. It needs to fly and hit the other person if we shake our head - that involves them more.
Some Hammer Film blood shot contact lenses.
These always add to our natural red eyes due to lack of sleep and crying, etc [not to mention hay fever]
Perhaps some copious amounts of vegetable soup for a few days before as the injection of wind can be a most powerful thing.
Perhaps the Society could sell the kit.....
As carers, we have all experienced a variety of people ignoring our pleas for help - we just can't seem to get through to them.
These people don't respond to the subtle approach.
I know what we need - a 'carer needs help kit'.
So here are the ingredients of a Mk.I Carer Needs Help Kit
Soap, of course.
Does anyone know anywhere that sells palatable soap?
If one uses Lux as a mouth-frothing agent then the recipient immediately classifies a guy as gay, and that adds yet more confusion and diverts the other person.
Anyway, Lux tastes just awful, and Dove ain't much better.
Perhaps a quick mouthwash with Fairy Liquid would do, but that might just make the other person think they are suddenly under water, as there are just bubbles coming from one's mouth. We don't want them having to go for help for THEIR hallucinations.
We need foam of a suitable consistency that will slowly and alarmingly dribble from the mouth. It needs to fly and hit the other person if we shake our head - that involves them more.
Some Hammer Film blood shot contact lenses.
These always add to our natural red eyes due to lack of sleep and crying, etc [not to mention hay fever]
Perhaps some copious amounts of vegetable soup for a few days before as the injection of wind can be a most powerful thing.
Perhaps the Society could sell the kit.....