Urinary issues and questionnaire.
UTI after UTI she has suffered over the years
Exaggerating dementia symptoms or at least it so appears.
A questionnaire we have here to be filled in by the hour
Although questions I was tasked to ask have left her rather dour.
A three day record must we keep of her urinary issues
Including leaks and unplanned weeps requiring wiping dry with tissues,
Those drips caught by pantie pads they are apparently quite separate
And must be ticked as dribbles along with their measured flow-rate.
How often in the night do you rise to go and pass some wee water?
What time was it? how much was it? not well the questions auger,
“I don’t know, I’ve no idea, why do they need to know
How often I have a wee or how fast my waters flow?”
“This is stupid, I’ll not tell if my knickers I may wee
If I can’t hold my water it is an issues just for me,”
So the litany continues and her complaints keep getting louder
Her answers can be summed up as, “they can take a bl**dy powder.”
My sympathies I give in advance, of her meeting with the continence nurse
At her GP surgery on Monday next, know for sure she’ll hear many a curse,
As she faces the tirade building up just like her bloated bladder
Any query or questions from this form - will make her even madder.
UTI after UTI she has suffered over the years
Exaggerating dementia symptoms or at least it so appears.
A questionnaire we have here to be filled in by the hour
Although questions I was tasked to ask have left her rather dour.
A three day record must we keep of her urinary issues
Including leaks and unplanned weeps requiring wiping dry with tissues,
Those drips caught by pantie pads they are apparently quite separate
And must be ticked as dribbles along with their measured flow-rate.
How often in the night do you rise to go and pass some wee water?
What time was it? how much was it? not well the questions auger,
“I don’t know, I’ve no idea, why do they need to know
How often I have a wee or how fast my waters flow?”
“This is stupid, I’ll not tell if my knickers I may wee
If I can’t hold my water it is an issues just for me,”
So the litany continues and her complaints keep getting louder
Her answers can be summed up as, “they can take a bl**dy powder.”
My sympathies I give in advance, of her meeting with the continence nurse
At her GP surgery on Monday next, know for sure she’ll hear many a curse,
As she faces the tirade building up just like her bloated bladder
Any query or questions from this form - will make her even madder.