Trivial advice needed

Discussion in 'ARCHIVE FORUM: Support discussions' started by Katy44, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. Chesca

    Chesca Guest

    Woods? the only tree I've knowledge of is the one I'm out of, and the shambolic dissembling of the Christmas one. Bought myself of bowl of cherries, bottle of brandy and a bar of the organic choc Connie was talking about. Got all angles covered. Need to polish the boots then off on a bunny hunt!
    Chesca xxx
     
  2. Katy44

    Katy44 Registered User

    Sep 14, 2004
    134
    Glad to see the chocolate and marshmallow conversation has stopped - I have a wedding dress to get into you know!

    We went and looked round the reception place this weekend, and I marked out a place for my Grandma, a bit away from all the noise and hustle, there are some comfy chairs in the entrance room. They are also handily close to the toilets!
    The reception is at a hotel, but in a function suite for weddings, if Grandma really wants to get away from it all she and my Grandad could go and sit in the lounge of the hotel and have a cup of tea, this would also involve a little walk outside, which she always seems to like.
    I'll have the taxi numbers ready for when she's desperate to go home (one of my cousins, her granddaughter is an usher so I might ask her to be in charge of this).

    All in all I'm feeling like things are bit more under control. I really hope she knows what is going on and enjoys herself a little bit.

    Thanks for all your advice everyone, but if my dress splits at the seams I will blame you lot because of the chocolate talk!
     
  3. Brucie

    Brucie Registered User

    Jan 31, 2004
    12,413
    near London
    Well done!

    Make sure there is a video recorder at hand if your dress does split ad the TV outtake shows pay £500 for such moments.

    You might even engineer it........money always comes in handy.
     
  4. Chesca

    Chesca Guest

    Kate! Sorry about that. Did warn you about the Cherry Brandy and Sheila's prediliction. We're all on the Slimfast now or better had be, can't have you busting at the seams. Excluding Sheila who's birthday it is today, Monday, so she'll be a lost cause for the moment! I'm looking a little svelter since charging around trying to catch wabbits.

    I was going to suggest that you delegate the responsibility to the best man, but he will probably be too busy chasing around the gorgeous chief bridesmaid. One of your ushers sounds a much more sensible choice. And as she is a grandaughter that will make for a familiar face. too. You're getting there. Delegate, delegate, delegate! The only thing you have to worry about is getting your lines right!

    And keep your hand out of the cookie jar, there's a stick of celery right next to it.

    Love
    Chesca
    xxx
     
  5. Sheila

    Sheila Registered User

    Oct 23, 2003
    2,259
    West Sussex
    Dear Katy, so glad things are coming together now. Very good idea about taking your Nan for a quiet cuppa if need be. Sorry about the choccies, do hope your dress holds! Mind you Brucie does have a point. You could always join Chesca on a few midnigt wabbit hunts to shed a few inches, .... bet you are svelt like and beautiful really. All the best, love She. XX
     
  6. Chesca

    Chesca Guest

    Like Elmer J, I hate wabbits............

    Chesca
     
  7. Sheila

    Sheila Registered User

    Oct 23, 2003
    2,259
    West Sussex
    I touat I taw a ..... oh no, thats a cat, wabbit, what wabbit? No wabbits here m'lud, just pink elephants!. Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite! Love She. XX
     
  8. Chesca

    Chesca Guest

    Whatever you taut you tauw, you signed on for a pink Buck and it don't sing like no Canary.........otherwise I'd be well under the sod! You don't eat my lunch, birthdays or not!

    Incidentally, d'you happen to know who sod is?, Had a fine pair of rugby forward thighs or was that Thai's restaurant. I'm confused. It is late.....and I'm too old for all of this

    Gracious felicitations
    Sylvester
     
  9. Sheila

    Sheila Registered User

    Oct 23, 2003
    2,259
    West Sussex
    Your never too old! I will be thinking of you and Mrs Pumblechook in the morning, love She. XX
     
  10. Chesca

    Chesca Guest

    Bless you. You never fail. Looking forward to your fiftieth!!! with plentny of warning. (Just slap the boys when they even try to joke!).

    God bless, will let you know outcome: like you'll need it, you sitting on my shoulder like a muse. It'll do me..............bunny boiler!

    Night night you old trout!
    Chesca
    xxx
     
  11. Sheila

    Sheila Registered User

    Oct 23, 2003
    2,259
    West Sussex
    Huh I wish!! afraid that ones gone a while back now, still, they say many things come with age, ....... course I could without the arthritis, the greying hair, the sagging boobs and, and, oh well at least I have you and everyone else who are such good friends here on TP, didn't have that when I was 20 did I? Do let us know how today won't you. Love She. XX
     

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