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The Smile & Laughter Clinic.

Sandpiper

Registered User
On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window.
Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip
light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.

"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the
pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."
:eek:
 

Sandpiper

Registered User
An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant
he and his wife recently visited.

"The food and service were great!" he said.

His friend asked, "What's the name of the place?"

"Gee, I don't remember," he said, "What do you call the long
stemmed flower people give on special occasions?"

"You mean a rose?" asked his friend.

"That's it!" he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked,
"Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?"
 

Rosie Webros

Registered User
May 8, 2013
181
Oh Sandpiper, You have really made me laugh. I keep reading the jokes out to my husband, he is supposed to be revising for exams!! Your fault if he fails!

I just love the cartoons. Love the one with the dog who had ate the fridge magnets!! Had tears in my eyes!!

Please keep them coming Sandpiper.

Thank you, Rosie xx
 

Sandpiper

Registered User
Oh Sandpiper, You have really made me laugh. I keep reading the jokes out to my husband, he is supposed to be revising for exams!! Your fault if he fails!

I just love the cartoons. Love the one with the dog who had ate the fridge magnets!! Had tears in my eyes!!

Please keep them coming Sandpiper.

Thank you, Rosie xx
Glad to be of service Rosie,I hope hubby enjoys the latest 'medication'.:D
 

Sandpiper

Registered User
During a tour in South Wales, UK, playing to the former mining communities with enormous success. Dame Sybil Thorndike found herself at a reception at a place called Tenby in Dyfed, Wales.

She was introduced to the assembly as the guest of honour by a rather senile vicar who said, ' I am delighted to have the pleasure of welcoming to our town Dame Sybil, a famous member of the oldest profession in the world.'
:eek:
 

Sandpiper

Registered User
Dr. Jones goes to the retirement home for his monthly rounds. He sees Joe and asks him, "Joe, how much is three times three?"

Joe responds "59."

He goes over to Tom and asks, "Tom, how much is three times three?"

Tom responds, "Wednesday."

He finally goes over to John and asks, "John, how much is three times three?"

"NINE" replies John.

"That's right ...now how did you come to that answer?"

"It was easy...I just subtracted 59 from Wednesday!"
:D
 

Tertia

Registered User
Jun 27, 2013
3
Dear Sandpiper,

I've only just joined and had been weeping while reading some of the serious topic posts, but, having discovered the s&l clinic I was laughing as well. More power to your elbow.

Tertia
 

Sandpiper

Registered User
I have been informed that many of the Illustrations which I have previously used on this thread are not acceptable,owing to copyright.Therefore I have no alternative but to close the 'Clinic'.
 
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