Glad you liked my joke, @Kay111. Thanks for the welcome, @Bunpoots. The joke was my first post in this forum. Now I have to figure out where to post my question. Maybe see some of you guys later!
Oh, and here's something I only recently heard for the first time. I think it's great for the context of my 82 year old mother with vascular dementia: Yesterday's history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Today is a gift. (That's why it's called the present.)