I was wrong in thinking that my wife had a pair of knickers on over her trousers this morning - she had on 3 pairs, with another 2 pairs on the inside as well. No wonder she takes so long in the toilet. After she had removed the ones on the outside we went out in lovely October sunshine and had a long walk with the dog on the town moor (Geordies will know what I mean) but she no longer seemed to know where the various paths lead. Once back at home it was a 'clothes' day as she went upstairs only to return several times wearing a different combination of dresses, tights, jackets, coats, scarves and hats. I totally lost track and as for how many pairs of knickers she is wearing now I can only guess ...
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