Took anna for a holday by the seaside,was siting with her in a shelter by the promenade when Anna said she wanted to go to the toilet,found one near by for her and in she went,came out moments later minus her skirt,took her back,and a kind woman took her back into the toilet for me,she came out moments later with her skirt. A little later she again wanted to go to the toilet,same thing happened,she came back minus her skirt. Took her back to the toilet,no help this time,there was I searching the cubicles in a womans toilet,all I gotwas strange looks from other women. No skirt to be seen anywhere! Now all you ladies reading this will have seen the solution,but there was I ,a mere man! "you cant go around like that " said I,so I took her into a shop and bought her another skirt. Back at the hotel and getting ready for bed,I saw a lump around anna's waist,yes you guessed it,the original skirt! Well How was i to know what you ladies did with it! Anyhow,she just got me up at 2 am looking fr her breakfast,so I thought I wiuld tell you about it,hopefully by the time I am done,I will be able to get back to sleep! YAWN!!!