MIL had me in tears laughter last week. Checked on cctv to ensure her newly organised daily paper had arrived ( she always goes out to collect it herself if not supplied , but with her leukaemia she is supposed to be shielding). For half an hour she repeated this conversation with herself word for word " what day is it today? Thursday. Ok, so what papers have I got - 2 from yesterday , Wednesdays paper. Todays paper - Thursdays Mirror and Fridays Mirror for tomorrow"
She obviously knew it was wrong but for the life of her could not work it out