i went to get mum ready for bed and she whispered she had something to tell me but to get closer. She told me I would end up being the queen of lettuce and I wouldn't have to lift a finger or do anything except smile at people occasionally. I was to keep all this top secret! I think she got the lettuce bit because I tried to get her to eat quiche and salad tonight and she spat the lettuce out because she forgets food and how it feels in her mouth- I was trying to tell her the old honeymoon salad joke (lettuce alone) but she'd forgotten it and didn't get it. It was lovely to have a joke and a laugh with her tonight as she's usually cross by bed time.