Mum 'How's your mother?' Me 'She's fine' (didn't want to spoil the first conversation in ages by saying 'you're my mother'! Mum 'And your Dad?' Me 'He's fine too' (he's been dead 3 years but didn't seem the moment to remind her!) Mum 'Where's all your men?' Me 'I've only got David and he's away at uni but will be home next weekend for the holidays' (thinking to myself 'all my men? If I only had the time and the stamina maybe!' First conversation with Mum in longer than I care to remember - I guess I just have to take what I can get!