I failed my (first) cycling proficiency test
My brother still likes to remind me.
Re. scooters, bikes, etc, I think we have to bear in mind that if we're going to be 'greener' as a country, people are being encouraged to use alternative modes of transport such as bikes, so we'd better get used to it. Unfortunately, e-scooters fall between push bikes and motorised bikes/scooters/mopeds, etc, and I don't think most of us - including the riders - know exactly what the rules are. Insurance, bells, helmets, where they can or can't be ridden - there are many things to consider, including the use of mobile phones and headphones whilst riding - incredibly dangerous.
Having said that, e-scooters look like enormous fun. Personally, I fancy a segway... or maybe a hoverboard. But I'll wait till they make one with a shopping basket!