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For anybody new to this thread, don't bother reading this bit. It's just my bitter seasonal rant about the siblings who leave everything to moi and my true love. But the replies are much more fun and festive. We're allowed!
These and other broken promises
On the first day of Xmas, my true love said to me: your sib's due on 20 and 3
On the second day of Xmas, my sentiments to he were 'two quid's the bet'
On the third day of Xmas, he voiced the thought to me: three crisp tens?
On the fourth day of Xmas my very words re she were 'no calling birds?'
On the fifth day of Xmas, whilst dressing up the tree, phone gave five rings
On the sixth day of Xmas, my true love said to me, when d'you want paying?
On the seventh day of Xmas, out we went to eat, spent all my winnings
On the eighth day of Xmas, knew the job was mine, no wild abandon
On the ninth day of Xmas, again we'd be in charge, no festive dancing
On the tenth day of Xmas, it did occur to me, break out the liquor
On the eleventh day of Xmas, filled my glass with glee, much ice a'clinking
On the twelfth day of Xmas, my true love said to me, next year we're skiing.............
These and other broken promises
On the first day of Xmas, my true love said to me: your sib's due on 20 and 3
On the second day of Xmas, my sentiments to he were 'two quid's the bet'
On the third day of Xmas, he voiced the thought to me: three crisp tens?
On the fourth day of Xmas my very words re she were 'no calling birds?'
On the fifth day of Xmas, whilst dressing up the tree, phone gave five rings
On the sixth day of Xmas, my true love said to me, when d'you want paying?
On the seventh day of Xmas, out we went to eat, spent all my winnings
On the eighth day of Xmas, knew the job was mine, no wild abandon
On the ninth day of Xmas, again we'd be in charge, no festive dancing
On the tenth day of Xmas, it did occur to me, break out the liquor
On the eleventh day of Xmas, filled my glass with glee, much ice a'clinking
On the twelfth day of Xmas, my true love said to me, next year we're skiing.............
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