Big Al crept in this morning and mixed a load of dirty washing with a clean load. I didn't notice until I was part way though the ironing.
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Big Al once slipped into my house and caused further devastation by rubbing down a recently painted stair bannister-he didn't even use sanding paper-he used a chisel
He did however leave interesting gouges in the wood
He did however leave interesting gouges in the wood
After asking me umpteen times if I wanted a cup of tea (I replied 'no thank you) I decided it would be easier to accept. The tea was soooo weak and milky,and had a strange taste I thought it might have had a trace of washing up liquid in it.After drinking half a cup,I gave up and took it into the kitchen,only to find he had used a PEPPERMINT tea bag and added milk and sugar to it. We both had a good laugh !
Big Al should be made an honourary member of TP. He's certainly a regular visitor down our way. He just loves putting our delicate houseplants out in the wind and rain when my back is turned. 'thought they could do with a bit of fresh air'.
keep smiling,
malomm
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keep smiling,
malomm
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Big Al ate the beef roll in the fridge which I left for OH tea while I went out. He said he hadn't seen any beef roll!
Oh goodness I'm so so sorry
But I spat my coffee when I read this
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Big Al lives with my mum, he despaired that his boxer shorts were too big and kept falling down and mum wouldn't sew them, so he carefully folded the waistband and superglued it! Oh, he superglued moms gold chain when it broke too.
The tea stains can no longer be removed from the kitchen work top, years of onslaught have left a permanent mark, but then tea needs to be made from a height, and whipped vigorously, sugar also has to be cast liberally into the cup with abandon. Two teas, half an hour clear up!
The tea stains can no longer be removed from the kitchen work top, years of onslaught have left a permanent mark, but then tea needs to be made from a height, and whipped vigorously, sugar also has to be cast liberally into the cup with abandon. Two teas, half an hour clear up!
No Big Al here at the moment, however, I think his cousin Vas is definately here!!!
Vas is leaving a trail of stuff everywhere from house keys in the garden to empty water bottles in the bedroom!!! Messy git and even the odd tool in the bathroom (where nothing has or needs to be fix)!!!!
Vas is annoying at time but I just love him XxxxX
Vas is leaving a trail of stuff everywhere from house keys in the garden to empty water bottles in the bedroom!!! Messy git and even the odd tool in the bathroom (where nothing has or needs to be fix)!!!!
Vas is annoying at time but I just love him
XxxxXWe have a relative of Big Al at Mam & Dads house not sure of her name yet I will have to give her a name .
She loves to play hide and seek , we play it a lot lately , the rules seem to be , hide anything you like , anywhere you like . And when we get to know the usual hiding places she finds new ones . The game has no time limit just continue until you find the object , sometimes new people join the game if it goes on a while .
I like TP when we have a bit of a laugh ! For all it's really not funny .
She loves to play hide and seek , we play it a lot lately , the rules seem to be , hide anything you like , anywhere you like . And when we get to know the usual hiding places she finds new ones . The game has no time limit just continue until you find the object , sometimes new people join the game if it goes on a while .
I like TP when we have a bit of a laugh ! For all it's really not funny .
