Hilarious Sylvia and thank you, it brought back a similarly embarrassing memory. Some years ago, after having had episodes of pigeons falling down the chimney, my mother phoned me frantically one day that a bird had fallen down the chimney and was flapping it's wings earnestly. She turned off the TV (an avid tennis fan, this was the Wimbledon final) in order to quieten the bird. She asked me to call out the RSPCA, who when I did eventually get through, said they would only come out if British Gas would disconnect the gas fire to give access to the chimney. So I called out British Gas and then prepared to go round to the house myself. The engineer arrived, walked into the room and roared with laughter - the ball -bearrings had gone on my mother's table fan - hence the wing flapping noise . He was very good-natured, thanked her for the laugh and didn't charge!!