Feeling low
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(((hugs))))) Sophie, Im sorry you are feeling down.
Theres a whole thread of jokes here http://forum.alzheimers.org.uk/showthread.php?485-A-Funny-Joke-to-Cheer-You-Up
Theres a whole thread of jokes here http://forum.alzheimers.org.uk/showthread.php?485-A-Funny-Joke-to-Cheer-You-Up
Hi SophieAnn
I'm sorry you are feeling so low. It just creeps up doesn't it? I can never remember jokes but here is one I heard yesterday.
A man walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a packet of helicopter crisps. The man behind the bar said 'we have sold out of helicopter crisps but we have plane'. It will probably make you groan.
I hope someone will be along shortly with more.
I'm sorry you are feeling so low. It just creeps up doesn't it? I can never remember jokes but here is one I heard yesterday.
A man walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a packet of helicopter crisps. The man behind the bar said 'we have sold out of helicopter crisps but we have plane'. It will probably make you groan.
I hope someone will be along shortly with more.
(((hugs))))) Sophie, Im sorry you are feeling down.
Theres a whole thread of jokes here http://forum.alzheimers.org.uk/showthread.php?485-A-Funny-Joke-to-Cheer-You-Up
Haha thank you theirs some good ones their
Sophie have you seen your old thread? http://forum.alzheimers.org.uk/show...ed-someone-hopefully-a-similar-age-to-talk-to
People are still posting there.
People are still posting there.
I don't know many jokes that are suitable for minors I'm afraid (although realistically you probably know more rude ones than I do!)
But here are a few clean ones...
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
Doctor: "I am not exactly sure of the cause of your illness. I think it could be due to alcohol."
Patient: "That's ok. I will come back when you are sober."
My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?"
I said, "Probably failing my driving test."
Sorry.......
But here are a few clean ones...
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
Doctor: "I am not exactly sure of the cause of your illness. I think it could be due to alcohol."
Patient: "That's ok. I will come back when you are sober."
My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?"
I said, "Probably failing my driving test."
Sorry.......
I have just got back from London.
I had an appointment at The Savoy. It looks lovely…all Christmassy.
There is a big chess tournament being held there....
As I was leaving, loads of the competitors were sitting around in the foyer talking about their matches and bragging about their wonderful play.
It was obvious a few of them had had a bit to drink and they started getting louder and louder until finally, the hotel manager got the hump and asked them all to leave.
I suggested to him that instead of kicking them out, he should have just asked them to be less noisy.
He said : "I'm sorry, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"
Sorry!!
I had an appointment at The Savoy. It looks lovely…all Christmassy.
There is a big chess tournament being held there....
As I was leaving, loads of the competitors were sitting around in the foyer talking about their matches and bragging about their wonderful play.
It was obvious a few of them had had a bit to drink and they started getting louder and louder until finally, the hotel manager got the hump and asked them all to leave.
I suggested to him that instead of kicking them out, he should have just asked them to be less noisy.
He said : "I'm sorry, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"
Sorry!!
Haha I love them might have to use them at some point haha
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Haha it took me a while to get it haha not gonna lie but I like that!
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