Today did not start well. Woke at 7:30 to hear OH mumbling "not good, not good" as he walked to and fro around the bedroom. He was correct. There was a trail of soft, squidgy poo leading to the bathroom and he was treading it further into the carpet. I spent the next 2 hours on my knees in rubber gloves. However I hope I've prevented it from happening again as after lunch I went and bought a carpet cleaner.